For all you jerks who are telling me I’m not writing enough, this is for you.
I know that Whitey Bulger just got captured. I’m not an idiot. I keep up with current events. But here’s the thing:
I have a job. If you want to pay me to amuse you at work (keep your sexual jokes to yourselves,) I would gladly write for you all day. But I can’t. I need to make a living. And unfortunately, at this time, EatItForLunch.com is not paying my bills.
I just don’t get it. What do you want from me? Can’t you see I’m trying? I’m giving it my all.
So for your amusement, we’ll file this one under: Shit Girls Say
And no one does Shit Girls Say as good as my boy Nick Swardson: